slow fap

just like the slow clap, but instead of clappin', everybody's fappin'.

it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.

by mrtuggles July 27, 2013

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Fap Explorer

1. A fap explorer is simply one who explores, whilist fapping. A fap explorer has his mind open to all the things sexual. One minute he can be jacking off to my little pony, then switch to porn focused on ass, then go jack to gay porn at another time.

2. Someone who lowers the standards of their porn fetishes and/or want to see them in a different noun or style, and decides to explore the internet to find it.

Nomal Wanker :Dude whats your favorite type of porn?
Fap Explorer : I 'm a Fap Explorer, about everything is fine to me, but i dont check out anything related to torture porn or bdsm.

Normal Wanker: So you jack off to little kids you autistic fuck?

Fap Explorer I also dont fap to anything illegal you dumb cunt.

by The Fap Explorer May 22, 2016

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.

Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!

by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012

fap paw

The hand you use for masturbating.

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.

by tenderlove August 20, 2009

Fap Roulette

A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number

I can't choose a porn star to fap to. I'll do a fap roulette to decide

by Adamisthedaddy February 26, 2010