It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.
Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
Get the Morbid Zoomug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug. by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020
Get the Zoomug. by notafurry221 January 8, 2021
Get the Took 'em to the zoomug. Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
Get the Me leaving the Zoomug. A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)
by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020
Get the Zoomug. The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe
by Sinnia March 20, 2023
Get the The Dead Zoomug.