Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.

Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

Its MorbidZooin' time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Zoo

A place where you can go see a variety of different animals and have fun with family or friends.

Son: Mom can we go to the zoo
Daughter: Yes can we
Mother: Yes we can

by King Alec Zahl February 27, 2020

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.

If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

Zoo

A group of minorities; a trap house (Used often in Chicago, believed to be originated from Chief Keef and Fredo Santana)

“Aye foenem, imma pick up the zoo n shlide to the crib”
“Merch”

by Melancholy Ali February 14, 2020

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023