Trump Tower

A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.

Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Tension Tower

A cheaper but practically the same version of the popular game Jenga, in which the aim of the game is to build the tallest wooden block tower. The person who knocks over the tower is the loser.

Guy 1: 'Duuude... do you have Jenga?'

Guy 2: 'Naaaaa... but I have Tension Tower!'

Guy 1: 'Bring it on!'

by Sally Bonsally January 12, 2009

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

eiffel tower

when you and your friend are both having sex with a girl at the same time, and you give a double handed hi-five. thereby resembling the eiffel tower.

"yo lets eiffel tower that chick son!"

by smash brother #1 March 8, 2008

Buzzing The Tower

when a chick plays like she's gonna give you some head, but she doesn't actually suck on it cause shes afraid it will spit on her.

that ho i was wit last nite, she was all up on my stick an' shit
then she just buzzed the tower, that bitch was wack!

by mike methane November 21, 2002

eiffel tower

A big building. Pretty much the logo of france.

I went to france and bought one of those little eiffel tower models because I'm a tourist

by where am i? March 6, 2005