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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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sus test

an excuse for doing something sus but wanting to save face by playing it off as testing someone else's sus level
*Grant walks up to use the urinal right next to Davis even though other urinals are available to use, to see if he would switch to a different urinal further away*
Davis : "Grant what are you doing? That is sus"
Grant: "nah man I am giving you the sus test"
by fnoyyecksdee December 26, 2020
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test picture

A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.
I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.
by M.J.S.S January 14, 2010
mugGet the test picturemug.

test and tell

The moment after a test where you and your friends discuss some of the answers and often berate the professor for making the midterm so difficult.

Usually done outside a lecture hall but can be anywhere a midterm is taking place

Is considered bad manners in some situations
Johnny: "Hey Steve what did you think of that econ midterm?"
Steve: "Idk dude it was kinda hard, i guess for like 3 of them"
.....
....
....
^Conversation lasts twenty minutes

Mike: "Hey Guys i just RAPED that test! 100%!!!!!"

Johnny: "What an ass..."

Luke: "Guys don't test and tell...its bad manners"
by qwertyu133 September 15, 2012
mugGet the test and tellmug.

The pacer test

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019
mugGet the The pacer testmug.

testing the suspension

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
by r.crawfish October 24, 2020
mugGet the testing the suspensionmug.

Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.
I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.
by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010
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