Oklahoma Tater Tot

Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.

Baby, I want an Oklahoma Tater Tot for desert tonight after the Alabama Hot pocket.

by JP2HR August 23, 2019

Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

Tatered

To be so high you can’t get off the couch. You’re so baked you’re done—a stone cold couch potato.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza?

Nah brah, I’m too tatered to move.

by Doobykeebler July 17, 2022

tater

slang for potato

get to the stoe and cop some taters

by The Creator Of Nanner January 13, 2020

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017

Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it

I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater

by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021

Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021