switch

1) Something you flip, push, press or generally use to change things around you, for example turning a light on or off, turning on a computer, changing the settings of a washing machine, whatever. 2) A verb related to the above action of flipping/pushing. 3) Also a synonym of change.

1) Hey John, flip the light switch, please.

2) I just switched on my computer! Like, wow.

3) I'm going to switch up the settings on my trendy new MP3 player.

by ObviousDefinitionsForYou December 25, 2008

Flipped The Switch

When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.

"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."

or

"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"

by Kranus January 27, 2007

Hit a switch

Engaging the hydraulics system in your slab

Man, we thought his ride was a hoopdie but when he hit the switch we knew it was a slab

Imma hit a switch, imma get hyper, maan where that shit at? Pass my damn lighter - Big Tiger - Drank Up In My Cup - Swishahouse Classic Flows Vol 1

by Ash HTX December 30, 2010

Light Switch

A switch that turns on a light bulb.

It was dark in the house so my mom turned on the light switch.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011

switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017

swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011