On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .
by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019
Get the Saturday 13th April 2019mug. Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.
Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
Get the Saturday Morgansmug. Nicky went to Saturday Night Outfitters prior to his Mount Everest expedition in order to make sure he was the coolest dude there.
by sec fan 1999 July 21, 2021
Get the Saturday Night Outfittersmug. Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
Get the Chinese Saturdaymug. The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.
by Kay Star January 29, 2009
Get the Saturday Carmug. Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug. A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
Get the As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday nightmug.