Nick

He's a former ginger dude thats a secret agent and has small lips. he has a thing for yorkeys and kitkats. likes to sit on half naked woman and eat tins of beans because he's working class and smokes weed in a vest and dress. he does the cha cha and dances like a girl for some reason maybe because he's high. he supports man city and has a tatoo of a hot air baloon and a blimp on both arms.

Guy 1: is it a blimp is it a hot air baloon

Guy 2: NO THATS A NICK!!!!!!!

by flea market October 12, 2011

Nick

Faggot, Gay, Homosexual, LIL Wee Wee, No Balls, Often found in a gay bar or gay porn film.

Did you see that Nick last night, What a Homo!!!!!

by Watching January 15, 2008

nick

a nasty, gross,pimply face, loser, pervert that hits on younger girls.

Goodness look at that nick hitting on a 13 year old girl.

by xxscene_girlxx January 17, 2008

nick

Shortcut for nickname.

- Hey! What is your nick on that forum?
- My nick is Katr45ina!

by gd2 December 9, 2008

nick

nick:(noun)a common typo that people make while they really mean to type dick

SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: omg i luv u nick!!!
nick: aww shucks
nick: thanks
nick: i love you too
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: oh oops sorry
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i meant to say
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i luv ur dick!!!

by iloveyounick January 18, 2009

Nick

The most self centered , narcissistic , lieing , cheating , big dick son of a bitch on the planet earth known to man kind. He will lie to you. Go behind your back. Cheat on you. Talk major shit about you. And most of all tell you he loves you so that he can "be puttin his big hard dick inside your tight wet pussy!" << those are a 'NICKS' exact words(:

oh oh !! and also , "oh baby , i wish i was there right know fuckn your tight wet pussy and suckn on your nipples" "oh baby , oh baby , oh baby!"

HAHAHAHA !! PATHETIC BABY !!

IN CONCLUSION: Nicks have absolutely NOTHING going for them except for their big dicks !! (thats sad)

"nuh uh girllllll , you betta watch out fo him , that nigga is a nick!!!"

by Hissssss Chickaaaaa(: July 6, 2009

Nick

The meanest dickhead in the world who will break your heart from the very beginning.

Never trust a Nick.

His name can take the name of any negative word.
Usually has a small penis, or is gay.

-HOLY NICK!
-SON OF A NICK!

by UberCrazyInsanee June 20, 2011