by Tallguy23 February 26, 2017
by JohnKent123 November 07, 2019
When you take a Cialis or viagra and then your wife starts creating different personalities with the same dick in porn and then makes you watch it or she breaks up with you when you try to get together when you blow her up and make her the most famous person in the world even though he doesn't watch porn and she is living some fucked up fantasy while the real guy is busy working in the day time and working out and your gut will always be hanging out in the porn.
by EddieBrock5 September 06, 2023
When a husband settles a divorce with 70/30 decision with his wife. The female gets 70% and the male gets 30% of the assets
by Faze855 November 28, 2018
by Darkdancer December 02, 2010
The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 04, 2019
by Cree Exona April 27, 2014