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Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.
"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."
by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019
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Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin
by Turts the god May 21, 2020
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Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo
Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo
by Fapisgay June 14, 2018
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His rapper name is lil’ pp
Lil’ pp: Ethan is lil’ pp.
by Lil’ pp March 21, 2019
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woah look at ethan.. he's slim thick👅
by hayleelolol July 31, 2017
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A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.
Ethan is a douchebag
by ZeroFile November 27, 2018
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Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person
Ethan is the coolest person I know.
by Ethanos November 26, 2018
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