When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.
I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.
by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017
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by Bman111 April 18, 2017
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Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."
by Invincrono February 20, 2018
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Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.
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by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021
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