david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
Get the davidmug. A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham.
by ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide February 17, 2010
Get the davidmug. a true bad ass how care for only his closest friends and family usually good looking and smart o and a total ASSHOLE
by the asshole name david March 3, 2012
Get the Davidmug. He is one of the most beautiful souls you will ever meet. He is super quirky, dorky, and funny. He loves dancing and has the cutest little smile! When he smiles, he smiles so big that he gets these adorable little wrinkles by his eyes. Ohhh man those eyes! He has brown eyes, but they aren't just plain old brown eyes. They are the most beautiful, twinkling, dark, and mysterious eyes ever! His laugh is super quirky, but so cute! He has long, golden brown hair that he parts in the middle. It puts 90's leo dicaprio to shame!His charm gets you the fastest! He loves to talk about his travels and goals in life. Super smart and super funny too! That boy can make you laugh!!!
by Pizzaandpunkrock September 7, 2017
Get the Davidmug. 
by asianboi June 26, 2008
Get the davidmug.