fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

Cycling

The act of playing "This Cycle"

I was cycling so hard today man uhh ahhh I can't move

by aaitjnriwk May 22, 2023

The Water Cycle

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.

Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts June 7, 2020

The corn cycle

When ya bitch eat corn and it comes out on your dick when you clap her cheeks, so you make her suck it off and it comes out the other end all over again. It might never end

Friend: how do I avoid the corn cycle on my girls period

by Dora the explwhorer September 8, 2020

The "R" Cycle

A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.

"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."

by quagmire সম্মেলন March 19, 2023

themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of saying it. Far more inclusive than the old way.

They/them 1: I cant wait for this themstrural cycle to run it's course

They/them 2: what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of saying menstrual cycle.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.

by anonymous February 26, 2023