A man who can look like a cowboy yet wants a goddamn bottle of thick milk like an old man. Also loves to dance wildy to footloose like some sort of “dancing queen”.
“Footloose comes on the radio in class”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
by Wriggly Turd Man April 26, 2022
Get the Brockmug. brock is a follower
by big dick beattie June 17, 2025
Get the Brockmug. The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
Get the Brock Bertrammug. by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021
Get the chaney brock martinmug. by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
Get the dr brock landersmug. He is hot but can be a little mean or violent sometimes, but he can’t help it sometimes it’s just the way he is. he is really sweet but loves to try to piss you off. all of his friends love him but are scared of him. he would be the bf to stand up for you and he will be the friend to fight ur fights. if u have him your lucky
by life_is_good September 14, 2021
Get the Brockmug. For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!
by brockiscute4321 November 24, 2022
Get the National Kiss Brock Daymug.