Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

Tea Fever

An intence few minutes of overheating and uncomfortable sweating brought on by quickly drinking a delicious cup of tea.

"instantly regret drinking tea in summer, this tea fever is ridiculous."

by Hepsmith February 4, 2010

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Menstrual Tea

The act of pouring hot water into a kettle and using a used tampon or rolled up pad in place of a tea bag and sipping it

My girls on the rag tonight boys! Looks like its time for some menstrual tea

by Da Lovebutton December 30, 2012

Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.

Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

by Clara Fication June 9, 2016

goba tea

the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!

boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls

ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!

by thenycbobalover November 9, 2020

Clari-Tea

1) Same definition of shameless
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Processed to abuse rules as an admin and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skills Not Found)

1) That team got Clari-Tea'd.
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
A: bruh

by karmaster007 May 28, 2021