poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018

the biggerester bet

bigger than the biggerest bet

briana/alyssa: *steals my word* “the biggerest bet”
me: *doesnt know what to do* “the biggerester bet”

by thebiggeresterbet September 16, 2018

chew bet

"You bet" but with a slight twist.

You: Thanks man!
Friend: Chew bet! *Chewbacca sounds*

by unacceptable22 June 02, 2025

mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Math “the genius” Ferguson

I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)

by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

bet buur

bet buur is when your about to do something cold

yo bro let’s play this game since you said your so bet buur

by thebetbuuuurr June 28, 2024

Bet-Debt

when you lose a bet, you enter bet debt.

Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.

She lost our bet and now she’s in bet-debt until she wins.

by twarfare November 09, 2020