Thanks

Thanks is another way of saying Fuck you, to people that are completely self absorbed assholes. People think your polite, when in fact you'll be meaning fuck you.

Thanks Haters, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

by ReallySee September 4, 2009

thanksgiving

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!

Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012

thankschristmas

An adult holiday held on the third Saturday after Thanksgiving ment to provide a respite between dealing with relatives in November and buying presents in December essentially providing an additional excuse to drink alcohol.

After spending Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and the looming crush of Christmas shopping ahead, Lisa couldn't wait for ThanksChristmas to come so she could just get drunk with her friends and forget about her stress.

by C5Drvr October 13, 2013

thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.

"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

Thanksgiving

A VERY LAME HOLLYDAY THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL

die Thanksgiving die

by Poke sucks he will go to hell July 21, 2020

thanks rob

A sarcastic 'thanks' to any random statement, fact or utterance.

From South Africa

1: "Hey you know tomorrow is a bank holiday?"

2: "Thanks Rob"

by DOOM808 October 26, 2020

thanks b

"Thanks bro" or "Thanks babe" depending on who you are saying it to. The term is gender fluid!

Nick texts, "Have a good night bro! Talk to you tomorrow"
Trent responds, "Thanks b"
*Trent is referring to b as bro*

Amanda texts, " Goodnight babe! Love you!!"
John replies, "thanks b! love you too"
*John is referring to b as babe or baby*

by CarokineBaskinSux February 13, 2023