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Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020
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Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.
I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.
by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010
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The pacer test

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019
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testing the suspension

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
by r.crawfish October 24, 2020
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The Kemlore Test

The Kemlore Test is a subjective assessment of the customizability of a MMORPG's character spec (specialization, talent tree, yada yada yada).

A game will pass The Kemlore Test if: it is possible to put together a viable yet unconventional spec.

If the game is not designed in a way that allow for an unconventional yet viable build, it fails The Kemlore Test.
World of Warcraft used to pass The Kemlore Test, but after the talent tree revamps (butchering) in Mists of Pandaria, it no longer passes The Kemlore Test.
by Kemlore February 26, 2013
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Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018
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Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013
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