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Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players
"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"
by sculman107 February 11, 2024
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The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023
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Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 13, 2022
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Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.
Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.
by LHY100 December 3, 2022
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"Is that Taylor Swift?"
"No, that's God."
by sonnnyy January 5, 2022
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Also known as the music industry, born on December 13th, 1989 is a global superstar. Taylor Swift possesses three cats which two are girls and one a boy, Olivia, Meredith, Benjamin. Taylor Swift as of 2022 has nine studio albums, and two rerecorded (Taylor's Version) albums; Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version). In order, Taylor Swift (2006); Fearless (2008); Speak Now (2010); Red (2012); 1989 (2014); Reputation (2017); Lover (2019); Folklore (2020); Evermore (2020); Fearless (Taylor's Version) (2021); Red (Taylor's Version) (2021), are all the albums that she currently has released. Lover (2019) up until Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) she owns. Any album circa 2006 - 2017 Taylor does not currently own and is rerecording to gain control and slapping (Taylor's Version) branding on each new rerecord. Taylor Swift is a force of nature so do not mess with her because her fandom will either come for your head or she may write a certified bop about you. :):):)
Taylor Swift - Also known as; Blondie, T-Swizzle, Tay Tay, Mom, T-Swift, CurlyHead, Cat Lady, the list could go on forevermore ;)
by Nils Sjberg March 21, 2022
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Overload a website. Reference to singer Taylor Swift selling out concerts within minutes of opening online ticket sales.
The Star Trek fans taylor swifted the website that sold tickets for the Picard series finale premiere.
by Liz8472 April 12, 2023
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