handjob tattoo

A wrist tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!

by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020

give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.

Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."

by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021

Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 10, 2009

Whiskey Tattoo

A tattoo that looks amateurish, is poor quality, or appears to have been received while in prison and is commonly seen on white trash.

Check out that chick's whiskey tattoo. She should get that fixed by a real artist.

by Blaksnot Thundercheeks November 1, 2015

tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

Tattoo legging

Like a tattoo sleeve, but on the leg

That tattoo legging is sick!

by tatertot01 March 31, 2022