Tom Tanner

Strokey disability merchant from ARAYEF SHAWBS.

That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

by 3333333333333sdf April 6, 2024

Tannered

When your'e too drunk to find your way out of a public restroom and you try repeatedly to leave via the janitors closet.

I was so tannered I couldn't find my way out of the restroom at the Hilton.

by Bellvosky October 18, 2018

Tanner Martin

The kind of guy that'll sugondeez nuts. He will start every conversation with "Bois!" and will do a weird snapping thing.

Whoa that's a Tanner Martin kind of person right there.

by Hellias January 6, 2022

Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.

Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald

by The goofball December 21, 2022

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

Tanner

A simp, aka weak white boy

damn, Tanner didnt short tesla at the top, what a simp.

by The Real mother f'in G November 23, 2021

Tanner

Tanner is someone who says they’re ready to be picked up but when you get there they take 20 minutes to come out then say they forgot something and go back in for 10 more minutes.

“I’m at tanners house but he’s taking forever”

by Danny10 August 16, 2022