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hank tanked

A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!

That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!

He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
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reef tank

a saltwater aquarium, housing fish and corals. Usually the best way to get divorced became a reef tank cost more than the mortgage of the house.
fuck, did you hear how Jason's wife divorced him after he bought that new reef tank?
by creative pseudonym 123 December 23, 2019
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chink tank

The act of several asians getting together to reverse engineer an american product thinking its superior. Also an asian group ho writes and shoots funny videos for youtube.
Did you see tie my shoe video? Ya that chink tank effort was pretty funny.
by argo April 19, 2015
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stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.
My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.
by htpk August 29, 2016
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high-tank

v: the act of relieving your bowel movements in the flush tank of another person’s commode
I know Brian high tanked my shitter last night because my water was all brown when I flushed.
by jayman March 3, 2004
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Tank Wheels

to wheel (seduce) someone by using extreme amounts of force. The person is normally half human, half machine.
Tank Wheels "Wow, that girl just tank wheeled him so hard"
by skynumber132 May 4, 2009
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