When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?
I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Taint Splittermug. A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018
Get the Taint jockeymug. by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023
Get the Bloated Taintmug. When you pass out after a long night of drinking and your friends shave their pubes and glue them to your face. AKA "Sasquatch Dingleberry."
by Ryan Tapley October 27, 2008
Get the Taint Henneleymug. Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.
Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.
Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex
by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022
Get the Taint wormsmug. The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.
Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet
by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011
Get the fetal taintmug. 