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trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.
Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?
by IrishMerc October 14, 2017
mugGet the trouser juicemug.

Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.
by Slider Dave December 6, 2009
mugGet the Trouser Smilemug.

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
mugGet the kitty trousermug.

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.
I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!
by BiffNaked February 22, 2024
mugGet the trouser hivesmug.

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.
I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.
by Icarus33 December 16, 2013
mugGet the trouser chowdermug.

A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser
Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth
by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023
mugGet the A Trousermug.

Billy Brown Trousers

A phrase used in conjunction with sporting failure under immense pressure, as if someone soiled themselves after being put to the test and failing miserably. It has originated from the man whom wore brown trousers for over 20 years of his life in Ballymena county Antrim. Needless to say he suffered from being under pressure during pool billiard games.
Person A: The pressure really affected him on that last shot.
Person B: No doubt, he did a Billy Brown Trousers.
by Scrooty mcboogerballs August 28, 2010
mugGet the Billy Brown Trousersmug.

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