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the tortured poets department

The eleventh studio album by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. Contains 16 songs, and 15 more on its deluxe (THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY)

Also the title track of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
“You left your typewriter at my apartment
Straight from The Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say
Like, ‘who uses typewriters anyway?’”
by thereshegoesagain May 31, 2024
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cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate
person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*
by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021
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Torture

The act or feeling of inflicting pain on oneself or another. Some people reference to this as mental pain.
Mr W's Chemistry Homework is actual TORTURE.
by Fordy1 January 31, 2021
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The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.
The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.
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Red-Line Torture

Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.
wasn't that Red-Line Torture fun last weekend?
by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021
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Mashy Torture

Slang for what a Mashy will put his "victim" through during a prank or rib. It is most often perpetrated by two Mashys.
Daniel and Jon put Sean through a severe round of Mashy Torture.
by Professor Dare July 27, 2009
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