Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.

Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.

by Wagmatt January 20, 2025

Sherry thong

Whatever kendal wants it to be or whenever kendal says it

ex: you are a sherry thong!

In this sentence you are a sherry thong

by Dr. Fickleboggster June 25, 2025

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022