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Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!
by Epimone July 5, 2019
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full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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jolly boat

a posh word for the male genitalia.
Ohoy, my mighty jolly boat is ready to set sail, climb aboard!
by LoopingItAway896 December 2, 2016
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boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat
Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!
by have a little October 16, 2017
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shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
mugGet the shrimp boatmug.

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound
Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits
by D January 31, 2005
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Thug Boat

A large, tricked out older model vehicle with a pushy driver at the wheel.
I was already upset with the slow moving traffic, but the thug boat behind me thought that everyone would move faster if they pumped their bass and laid on the horn.
by Commander Justin Case May 15, 2011
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