Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021

Wedding toast

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

by Kyleyolo February 05, 2020

nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster August 07, 2011

ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.

user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.

by mewkoz April 21, 2022

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

wedding

it has its pros and cons. Its about 40% of a fun dance . Its mostly always your family members . People tend to ruin all your fun in it though

A wedding is an event that stopped being fun because you coudnt keep up a skinny bet with god or weight.

by temple girl April 25, 2025

wedding wrights

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.

“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.

by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023