Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018

Mountain Fever

When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).

Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.

by Lehetinu September 26, 2021

Mountain Dewya

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)

"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."

by Atha March 18, 2010

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

fatback mountain

A former hangout in Northeastern PA across from Camp Cockblock where good times and all around shinannigans took place.

Let's go over to Fatback mountain and wake up Fatback.

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010

Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022