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Infidelity Cycle

is When you add a little extra laundry detergent to the clothes you know your man/husband wore to have sex or hang out with another female.

A infidelity cycle is usually done by a housewife with mastered coping - forgiveness skills. And a severe need for that "clean home feel"
Gender rolls can be reversed when talking about this action but not too likely.
Man's home!! Time to wash an infidelity cycle load. Good thing I just bought a fresh gallon of tide
by Katefunnyha January 25, 2024
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Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.
Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*
by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025
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The Cycle of Life

Drinking a gallon of my own cum while I jerk off.
Showing my family The Cycle of Life during a heated Thanksgiving debate.
by Aydencuno October 29, 2025
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theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next
I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about
by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016
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european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's
While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!
by the tell tale man May 11, 2015
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bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018
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