Cage Test

Same as "Screen Test". It's when cops are transporting a suspect/criminal in the back of their cruiser and they slam on the brakes so that the suspect's face slams into the cage that separates the front seats from the back. If the suspect's face doesn't get cut, he passed the cage test, if it does get cut, he fails. Two cops told me about this... True Story. Horrible, but true.

"Hey fellow officer, let's slam on our brakes to see if the guy in the back passes the cage test or not." "Duh, okay. Hahahaha, I bet he won't pass the cage test."

by answersavvy July 2, 2015

Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Unit Test

A test for 8th grade steam students that usually makes a kid really socially distant. Its a culture. Most people give up studying. The average grade is a D- (passing).

If you get a Unit test and you haven't studied, shit.

Nerd: "Anyone study for the Unit test"
Everyone: "When is that"
Nerd: "Today"
Everyone: "shi-"

by B0SSMAN69 May 19, 2019

The pacer test

Hell

The pacer test SUCKS ass

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019

test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017

penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.

I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018