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Super straight

Person 1 : hew what’s your sexuality ?
Person 2: oh , I’m super straight—
Person 1: *bonk*
by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!
“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”
by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021
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Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.
Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd
by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021
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Super Straight

Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.
any super straight people here?
Yeah me!
by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

A guy who needs a term to comfort his insecurity of being attracted to a trans woman because he can’t tell the difference between trans and cis women since they typically look the same. As opposed to being comfortable in your sexuality, this word is used showing insecurity. Straight men who use it need reminding that having a genital preference is not a bad thing, but denying a trans girl’s womanhood is.
Kyle told me he’s “super straight” which I think is just his way of admitting he has sad faps.
by thefax March 9, 2021
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Super Straight

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay
by fuckthehets March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people
Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?
by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021
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