The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.

Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!

by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.

Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!

by C Chaotic November 8, 2020

fw.subarutard

My super cool and funny mutual who has a massive re zero obsession, and who I really wanna become better friends with 😭😭

‘Omg who’s this super cool boy on my fyp who’s giving a Subaru analysis’
‘Omg it’s fw.subarutard of course’

by hiokhiokhiokhiok June 29, 2021

The Subbans

Act of dragging ones buttocks across the ground thus creating a trail of caca which recreates the effort Jonas has to exude each shift

Jonas Siegenthaler is a good defenseman but he has a bad case of the Subbans.

by DevRickus October 31, 2021

Vignesh Subash

Hi

Vignesh Subash says hi.

by VSTheEpic November 23, 2021

2021 subaru impreza

The best hatchback ever, JDM icon, the cum wagon. INSTANT BITCHES.

Look at that he drives a 2021 subaru impreza, he must have mad hoes on his dick.

by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022

Kristina Subasic

Kristina subasic is one of the coolest people you will ever meet! She’s so pretty and hot 🥵 If you ever come across a Kristina Subasic marry her on the spot!

Person 1: Did you see that perfect girl over there?

Person 2: Yeah it must be Kristina Subasic 😻

by .kristina69 July 8, 2022