A spoiled black kid in the suburbs:
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Tries to act all "hood" and "gangsta" because of his race and thinks just because he's black means he knows the inner-city life, but was raised in a colonial and went to a upper-end public or private school. Usually seen blasting Migos on his BMW stereo. A disgrace to not only the black community, but also the poor, the real gangstas, suburbians, and pretty much humanity.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: Hey, do you know what the homework for Math is?
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
Suburbanigga: Bitch ya white ass tryin to be all good wit this G, shit ain't gonna roll in this life cuz.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: What?
Suburbanigga: Nigga you trippin? Huh? HUH? One more step and I'mma roll my Crenshaw troop to kick ya ass out of my hood.
Sensible White Suburb Dude: The only "hood" you are in are those $159.99 Abercrombie & Fitch signature hoodie. Just because you're black doesn't mean you're "gangsta," you're just disrespecting your own race.
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by Vonfromdao November 26, 2020
Get the suburbskin mug.highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.
Inept to rural urban settings;
Inept to rural urban settings;
"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."
by The Master Dutch August 31, 2009
Get the Suburban Outlaws mug.A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
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Get the Suburban Pirates mug.Something between a suburb and a city; concatonate "suburb-city". Likely an adverb and used to modify an existing proper noun place name.
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