Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.
I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.
by SpeckledJim1917 March 12, 2014
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Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.
Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.
by Nitek July 15, 2011
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Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
by Momaud August 10, 2023
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stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.
He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.
by Paula Abdul January 08, 2007
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Food Stealth

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."
by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023
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Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.
by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017
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Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.
Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.
by Zyrexia February 20, 2015
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