A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025
Get the Starbucks namemug. The Coffee that's basically drugs for white people and pretty much the only store that can't just do a simple, small-medium, and large
by ZanetheBane June 1, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. by James0077 November 1, 2023
Get the Starbucksmug. Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
Get the starbucks sallymug. Becky: Lets get some Starbucks.
Chad: No becky. You just had a nap, its not time for your sippy cup yet. Lets get some Turkish coffee instead.
Chad: No becky. You just had a nap, its not time for your sippy cup yet. Lets get some Turkish coffee instead.
by giga4chanchad November 2, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters
by Markozemx August 10, 2022
Get the Suburban starbucksmug. PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.
by CL wisdom November 8, 2021
Get the Starbucks Cup Adultmug.