Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006

double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

don't get snatched

used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.

there's no manager in the park don't get snatched!

by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024