Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

Chicken Splatter

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee

Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent

by Storesledge3000 July 6, 2016

pussy spitter

A real asshole and/or bitch

Alex: John you're a real pussy spitter
John: well fuck you too

by papii_jj March 3, 2017

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

game spitter

A "Game Spitter" is a type of Rap artists.

The Game Spitter raps more about the "G" lifestyle than the on going trends and preaches the "G-Code" in there lyrics. They will try to guide the youth and troubled minded in the right direction through there own life experiences. Aways with respect and with honor to the craft.

"That boi spoke the truth and told it like it is on that song. He must be a Game Spitter "

by Dj Zone November 7, 2017

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.

Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.

by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020