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add and sniff

The process of adding people on facebook for the sole purpose of facebook stalking. Typically adds someone for a few days then deletes/unfriends them out of curosity.
John: Dude, do you know half the people on your facebook friends list?
Dan: Naa, not really...I just add and sniff.
by cltguy86 March 23, 2011
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Scratch and sniff

When a girl fingers her vagina or touches it prior to oral sex and then sniffs her finger to see if her clam smells.
Tiersen was known for performing the scratch and sniff because her vagina always smelled bad.
by Brokendoor May 22, 2021
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Sniff

Australian slang (noun), used to describe a person who is acting funny or like an idiot, is rude and inconsiderate, sometimes unknowingly.

It can also be used as a joke between friends, for example, creating a leaderboard with rankings of who the biggest sniff of the week is out of your group (and another ranking with potential sniffs) depending on the severity of sniff things they did.
When you walk into a room and one person doesn’t say hello to you, they’re a sniff

“As if you’re not answering your phone, you’re a sniff!”

“You haven’t visited our mate in hospital yet, what a sniff”

“He finished all the alcohol, what a sniff”

“You’re a sniff for taking so long to get here

“He cheaped out on his round on drinks, what a sniff”
by thesnifflist June 1, 2022
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Madi Sniff

•. Sniffer Dog – detects drama within a 5-mile radius.
• Sniffany & Co. – luxury brand that only sells tissues and gossip.
• Chief Sneezin’ Officer (CSO) – allergic to responsibilities.
• The Nose Plug – blocks bad vibes at parties.
• Vape Smoke Alarm – only purpose is to sniff it out before the teachers do.
Limited Edition Yankee Candle – scent: “Seasonal Depression.”
• Madison Snifflin’ – the emo rapper alter ego no one asked for.
• Snotfluencer – gets brand deals from Kleenex.
Person 1: “Bro who just exposed the group chat drama that fast?”
Person 2: “Obviously Madi Sniff, she’s the sniffer dog of our generation.”
by XR Community September 8, 2025
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Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
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Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.
Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.
by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
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