nctzen 1: i am so smaft right now
nctzen 2: why?
nctzen 1: because SM lied to us about the wayv comeback. I‘m still waiting.. for hours! that makes me sad and mad.
nctzen 2: why are you feeling soft though?
nctzen 1: because ray makes me so soft </3
nctzen 2: why?
nctzen 1: because SM lied to us about the wayv comeback. I‘m still waiting.. for hours! that makes me sad and mad.
nctzen 2: why are you feeling soft though?
nctzen 1: because ray makes me so soft </3
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In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
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You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.
You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.
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gosh, that was tiring.
gosh, that was tiring.
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Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS
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