soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024

Slapper

When something is really good or funny.

Yo watching you fall off your bike was an absolute slapper.
Blaise coined the word slapper.

by AllHaleBlaise April 16, 2021

calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

Slapper

Someone who is beyond fucking retarded.

You're such a huge fucking slapper it's unreal.

by bruhmoment1254 May 5, 2020

SLAPPERS

PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO SLAP BASS

WASSUP SLAPPERS

by Daggmaskis August 19, 2019

Macca Slapper

The 'Macca Slapper' is a unique technique which is hard to master. Founded by the great Macca Slapper himself, you must thrust your junk up and down creating a clapping effect from your nut sack and penis slapping against your skin. This technique is for men only.

My boyfriend can do the Macca Slapper, he is way better than yours!

My Macca Slapper sound makes the whole room vibrate.

by Yatü August 27, 2018

Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them

I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper

by Unifart April 2, 2021