Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

by A. Starkey September 1, 2008

Skater boi

Heartless emotionless psychopath

Don’t be a skater boi

by Lozloz1983 November 4, 2021

Skaters

A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them

Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler

by TyeTheGuy75 April 24, 2022

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

skater

A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday

Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick

by Vipid September 2, 2022

Skater boy

If you are a skater boy talk to my manager

-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard

by Givemeyoursnapalready June 21, 2020