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When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it
Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)
Skeet by turbo83 February 28, 2019
Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet
This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.
Skeet by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019
Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.
Skeet by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019
skeet is to cum and ejaculate
johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face
skeet by damon cunt March 13, 2019
oh darn i skeeted in my sister again
skeet by damon cunt March 13, 2019
To go somewhere, or to dip from some1
Mans gotta skeet from the ops g
Skeet by Crack den March 20, 2019