real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Simmo

A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex

oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo

by elrichards15 October 21, 2011

sammy sosa

when someone won't be smart, ever.

john's such a sammy sosa sometimes, like, i remember once when he was trying to kiss my dad and my dad was all "i'm not having that" and he's all "but dude, i like dudes" and then tony comes outr of nowhere and he's all brodical and i'm like "whoa man"

by joey platinum March 13, 2003

catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 6, 2010

Sammy

A Sammy is a great best friend. She'll always be there for you, no matter what!
She's like totally going to end up with a Kosta.

And a Sammy will not only do anal but she'll also stick her finger up your arse ;)

Omg like you stuck your finger up his arse! You're such a Sammy!

by LexieRose09 September 6, 2013

Sammy

Usually a fucktard who thinks he’s cool but is just a twig

Sammy is a fucktard

by That_One_Guy1672 May 16, 2018

Sammy Sosa

U guys are all a bunch of ignorants. Sammy Sosa is the true example of somebody who overcome all the dificulties of growing up the dominican republic (I am dominican too) and made a career in the MLB. U all cry babies know that sammy sosa was borned in a abandoned hospital? and he had to work shinning shoes and selling lemon juice cuz his dad died when he was 7? and he had to use a rolled juice container cuz he had no money to buy a baseball glove? Exactly, you don't know all of that cuz in the dominican some dirty ass place like Bronx of Compton would look like a fuckin 3 Billion neighborhood. So stop bitchin about Sammy. Yeah, he cheated with the cork in his bat, but it was an accident (yeah assholes, they checked all the other 72 bats of sammy sosa, all of them clear) and it is a common practice for all baseball player to practice with a corked bat (improves the swing). So wtf do u expect, is sammy sosa perfect,can't he make mistakes? ("oh my god, sammy used a corked bat " But they all look the same, it is probably just a mistake" "meh, who cares, lets call him cheater") Unless any of you were borned in an abandoned hospital, and had to work since you were 7 years old, and had to go play baseball shoeless and with a rolled juice container, and now you are a MLB player STFU and stop bitching!

"Sammy Sosa had to work since he was 7 years old, and he became one of the best MLB players!"

by Sendog July 26, 2005