Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

Swimming

What you say to someone (usually a girl to a guy) that you don’t want to sleep with

*2am*
Guy: “yo what you doin rn?”
Girl: “swimming”

by Cait R. September 1, 2018

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Samming

To smoke a blunt/pipe out of rotation order.

Josh: Isn't it my hit?

Eric: Ya i think greg is samming it

by Jaketheman69 March 2, 2019

Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)

Swimming is for fags

by Littyfishy January 27, 2019

Swimming

The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.

Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.

by Shafn February 3, 2019