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Salisbury shuffle

The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.
John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.
by Not 1337FEET February 26, 2011
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jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
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The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns
Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle
by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023
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TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015
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Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
by CraigHayger November 4, 2013
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Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
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Seiko Shuffle

The act of shaking or in some other fashion oscillating your Seiko (or other automatic wristwatch that is not capable of being manually wound) automatic wristwatch for the purpose powering it up enough to begin ticking so that it may be set and worn. Perhaps more than any other movement, the Seiko shuffle has been made necessary by the ubiquitous 7s26 movement which has since been upgraded (and renamed) to include hacking and hand-winding.
My Seiko Orange Monster has stopped, so I'll need to do the Seiko shuffle the next time i want to wear it.
by Don Victor August 29, 2022
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