Shuffle bembo

Playing porn on shuffle

I can't wait to shuffle bembo tonight.

by Thetruefaggot June 13, 2018

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.

the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle

by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009

The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns

Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle

by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023

TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.

Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.

by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017