shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003

shmong

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.

Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".

by Clay Shentrup February 12, 2009

Sh'mon

I would like to revise my original definition of Sh'mon as I now believe that it may be incorrect. My reason for thinking this is that I recently saw the TV chef Jamie Oliver greeting his friends with the phrase on Jamie's School Dinners, so I now believe it to be some kind of English slang greeting rather than a sleazy variation of "c'mon". If anyone from England understands the exact meaning or origin of the phrase, please elaborate.

"Sh'mon mate", "Sh'mon motherfucker" (Jamie Oliver on Jamie's school dinners)

by Lila Pause April 27, 2005

Shlong

A short "long black"/ long "short black" coffee.
For people that think a long black is too weak and a short black too strong.

Can I have a shlong with one sugar please?

by marco.nz May 25, 2007

Shlong

Hairstyle coupling short bangs in the front with a long mane in the back. Originates from Short in the front, Long in the back. Business in the front, party in the rear.

The former Philly relief pitcher Mitch "Wild thing" Williams has such an awesome shlong that I thought he was a hockey player.

by M. Luther March 7, 2009

shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010