GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.

The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle

by Sergio D September 30, 2008

Shuffail

The act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. This can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. Excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.

Dealer: Blackjack...again.
Player 1: This is the third time I got a 6 and a 7. I think that your shuffling methods are trash.
Player 2: Agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
Dealer: I dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, I'm sorry.

by Hoffenstein December 28, 2010

Lesbian Shuffle

When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy

Jess: "See that hot guy over there?"
Emily: "Yeah."
Jess: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Emily: "Let's pull a lesbian shuffle to get his attention."

by tmac721 June 11, 2009

Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

by nobrakesonthejaketrain April 6, 2020

Public Forum Shuffle

(1) n. To throw out something on a regular basis at the end of every month, typically associated with the tossing out of evidence for Public Forum Debate

(2) n. The dance move of stepping to the side and throwing one arm (typically the right) up in the air as if throwing out evidence for Public Forum Debate at the end of every month

(3) v.To preform the public forum shuffle

The most common dance move at magnet school dances is the Public Forum shuffle.

by ajisthegreatest January 21, 2011

Sex Shuffle

While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.

Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

it's on shuffle

a phrase used when you choose a song on you your ipod, cd, etc. plays a song that receives disapproval from one or more persons in the listening vicinity. use of this phrase saves you from the shame of picking a song that nobody likes.

tyrone: dude, why the hell are we listening to ne-yo?

mike: my bad man, it's on shuffle

by mike hunt370 July 23, 2010