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Shitbritches

People who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.

But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.

Someone like that is a shitbritches.
For a while there, Britney Spears was a pure shitbritches.
by notalottogiotto March 17, 2010
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shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about
Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?
by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019
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Shitero

A shit well: an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, boring or drilling to dispose of your fecal matter (excrement/shit) from your anus.

-Ero is mexican derived
DAVIS: "Bruh!! I gotz to go's use dah restroom.. i gotz to go shit!!!!"

RANDOM STRANGER: "TMI!!! Dude!! ..The fuck is wrong with YOU?!?!"

MARIO: "Hey, Davis you wanna come down and use my shitero?"

DAVIS: Yeeeh!! Bruh!! Cause I aintz got nowherez else to go!! U a lyfe saveh (saver)!!!" _________________________________________________

MOM: "Lucy, go out clean the shitero!!!"

LUCY: "But moooom!!!"
by Maris/Madea May 11, 2011
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shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.
I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.
by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013
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Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.
Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.
by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011
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shieran

OMG I WISH ME AND MY BOYFRIEND COULD BE LIKE SHIERAN. Goals, AM I RIGHT?
by mishaaaaaaaaa May 24, 2016
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Shister Sus

by Gucciganggsnga February 3, 2019
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